Wednesday 17 December 2014

Detention... of the policing kind...

I have experienced my first case of racism in Zambia. Quite coincidentally, or should I say accidentally? There I was, taking hubby to the airport, making sure he had all the documents and letters necessary to transport our kids across the border for the upcoming holidays, when I stopped (late) at the police checkpoint. I admit, I did not stop at the appointed drum...I was heading towards the man with the reflective jacket (the reason unbeknownst to me). I stopped and then realised it was not the police officer. The designated policeman behind me waving his arms about frantically ... I reversed... and was confronted by a very agitated officer, wanting to impound my vehicle. How dare I disobey the police instruction? I apologised and tried to explain that I was stopping for the wrong person. No, nosirree, that was not acceptable, I needed to go to the police station. I convinced him to let me drop my hubby off first at the departure gate, seeing as there is only one way out and I needed to come back the same way.

So, there I was, pulling off at the checkpoint on my return to be escorted to the police station. The other officer, a lady, got into the car and explained how to get to the station at the airport. It was during this conversation that it happened, outright open racism! She was carrying on about how "you people" just chase past and do not stop, how there is no respect for the uniform and so on and so on.  I, on the other hand, just stayed polite and friendly and eventually got to the station.  When we arrived, they were busy with another gentleman, which apparently are even worse than the whiteys... a specimen called a Congolese...the heated debate, argument, whatever you want to call it, went on behind closed doors with the deputy in charge for about an hour. The whole time I was sitting outside in the passage on a rickety chair, making small talk with the deputy behind the reception desk... about the lack of rain and the pesky mosquitoes, awaiting my fate.

My worried hubby texted me to find out if I was okay and of course joked and asked whether he should arrange for a food parcel... Of course, that is not really a joke if you are imprisoned, because you truly need your family and friends to bring you food, as none is provided. Be that as it may, I was trying not to worry about that yet, because from the conversation earlier it became clear to me that I would be made an example of.

Eventually it was my turn to go into the office and stand in front of the judge-and-jury deputy. A very stern man sitting in the corner. He indicated a seat, an old typing chair with torn upholstery and no back, with wheels that looked like they might collapse at any moment.  I tried to lighten the situation by asking whether it was safe to sit on and smiled to indicate that I was not making fun of the deplorable state of his office furniture.  He listened to my side of the story, listened to the lady officer, took down my details and let me go with a slap on the wrist.


I do not know whether he was just exhausted after the aforementioned process, or whether it was my continued calm, patient, friendly demeanour, either way I could go! A hair raising experience let me tell you. Of course it was not yet the end of my ordeal, as I needed to give the lady officer a lift back to the checkpoint.  Funny how her attitude changed on the way back... and of course...then the bribery struck.  I needed to buy her a cold drink.  I sighed inwardly, smiled, took out my purse and gave her twenty kwachas (less than forty rand) and told her to buy her male counterpart at the checkpoint one also.  Damn ... I love Africa... Nowhere else in the world would you experience something like that.